Pizza #5: Redemption, with a smile
After my pitiful effort with Pizza #4, I simply had to try again.
Take one
Dr. Oetker's frozen pizza (one of the better ones on the market, I believe) and add some extra cheese and poof! In ten minutes you have a perfect smilin' pizza.
Now hold on, hold on... let me explain before thousands of you start emailing me sayin'
"How could you do it, Big Cheese?! You used a frozen crust! You cheated! I believed in you! Now, I don't know what to think, maybe I should just drop out of school and go work as a stripper..."
Okay, I'll admit that this is cheating to some extent, but it did quickly eliminate the crust
issue from the ghastly and grotesque Pizza #4 incident. Also, I am
the
Big-Freakin'-Cheese and I make the rules and I say who cares if the
crust was frozen or hand-rolled. (no doubt, hand-rolled wins, but c'mon...) What's important
is that the pizza is smiling, which this one still is.
I'll give myself a solid
5/10 for this. The face looks good, but I can't give myself top marks for using a frozen crust.