Flickr Find: Jane.B Can't Find the Cheese
jane.b is a young lady from Brisbane, Australia who has lots of enthusiasm
when it comes to preparing pizza, but is obviously in need of some guidance. She lives in the same city as the people that made
the
Bugeyed Screaming Pizza Face. Maybe they can help her out?!
Now Jane is a teenage girl so I'm going to take it easy on her. I may be the Big Cheese, but I still have a heart. Heh, heh... what? I'm serious! Ahem, anyways... she's obviously creative
and took the time to photograph her work, so I'll give her a break.
So in this pre-bake photo we have 1) a crust, 2) pizza sauce, 3) olives, 4) sundried tomatoes, and 5) either feta cheese or chunks of firm tofu.
Notice anything missing? Well if the bold lettering I inserted into the graphic didn't give you a hint: IT'S CHEESE!
Cheese is an essential pizza ingredient,
especially on a happy pizza! Now maybe our young Jane is a vegetarian or a vegan, that's cool with us, but there's
lots of varieties of soy cheese, etc. that could fill this critical role in making a truly happy pizza.
I know I said I'd take it easy, okay maybe I lied a little. No baked photo and no cheese =
1/10.
If Jane B from Brisbane Australia is reading this take heart, to become a truly great happy happy pizza chef you must
hone your craft for years. You've got a good start. Now please buy some mozzarella and a grater and get practicing!
Click here and see if you can figure out if that's tofu or feta on there.
Breaking Pizza News! I have it on good authority from jane.b's Mum Louise that this is, in fact, feta cheese on this pizza.
Now I don't know what to think. When I thought it was tofu the exclusion of proper mozzarella almost made sense, but since we
obviously aren't dealing with a vegan pizza person I cannot imagine what twisted chain of events would lead to a pizza being created that
is completely devoid of proper cheesiness.