The British Suck at Making Pizza
Okay, right off the bat let me give this thing a 0/10
, the first ever zero-score awarded by Happy Happy Pizza. I mean just look at this ghastly-freakin-face!
This web page
from the BBC
tells children that:
"To be a superhero you need to eat lots of fruit and vegetables.
Why not make a fun Tommy Zoom pizza face with lots of yummy vegetables on it?"
Why not indeed?
If you look really, really close you can make out the pepperoni and veggies that ae supposed to be the eyes, nose, mouth and hair on this digusting slab of dough. Hey, here's an idea:
if you want to encourage kids to make happy pizzas, why not make cool-looking pizzas instead of deformed things like this? It's like some drunken BBC staffer watched the "Elephant Man" movie and, in a cider-hazed
stupor, was inspired to craft a pizza in the image of John Merrick himself. "I am not an animal! I... am... an ugly pizza!"
(Yes, kiddies, I'm well aware that you have no idea what I'm talking about. Ask you parents to rent the Elephant Man and then you'll understand.)
Click here to check the "CBeebies Tommy Zoom Pizza Faces" page for yourself.