The State of Michigan Dept. of Agriculture Demands That All Children Make Happy Face Pizzas Immediately!
Okay well maybe they aren't
demanding that anyone do it, but the fact that an official government web site recommends making
happy pizzas as a government-approved activity for children practically makes it law!
I can imagine the dialogue in the Governor's office...
Flunky: "Governor... the report just came in... half of Michigan's children are addicted to... (choke)..."
Governor: "Spit it out, man!"
Flunky: "Meth sir, they're addicted to crystal meth."
Governor: "Is that anything like Crystal Light? I love that stuff, I can't stop drinking it."
Flunky: "No sir, it's much, much worse."
Governor: "So what can we do about it?"
Flunky: "We need to provide something positive for Michigan's youth to keep them off the streets."
Governor: "Off the streets, eh? Okay, put together a commission and look into this. Spare no expense!"
And so, after conducting a 3-year, $2 million dollar research study they determined the best way to tackle Michigan's drug
problems was to spend an additonal quarter-million dollars to put together
this web page to encourage children to stay at home and
eat pizza.
Seriously, though, this web page offers-up some genuinely great ideas on what ingredients can potentially be combined to make a great face, broken down into categories from the
predictable ("Eyes", "Nose", "Mouth") to the downright ingenious ("Mustache", "Earrings", "Tongue").
Well done, Governor Jennifer Granholm! We salute you!
Click here to visit the offical State of Michigan web page dedicated to happy face pizza!